[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]
[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got
still not tired of this
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
Did someone say Jimmy Fallon?
Keep in mind i have a very wide definition of “racy”.
There’s probably a lot of repeats but i don’t feel like going through and checking so sorry about that.
This isn’t all of them i got tired & my battery is low