seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

averagefairy:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

thesylverlining:

sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun

still not tired of this

sexhaver:
daisy-kiss:

keep-away-reality:

31st of August


I remember this on day three what

daisy-kiss:

keep-away-reality:

31st of August

I remember this on day three what

Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

ewjimmyfallon:

Did someone say Jimmy Fallon?

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can everyone please post all the racy jimmy gifs they have
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mrstretchylegs:

Keep in mind i have a very wide definition of “racy”.

There’s probably a lot of repeats but i don’t feel like going through and checking so sorry about that.

This isn’t all of them i got tired & my battery is low

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